Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Threatening Chain Letter or Fun, Friendly Meme?
I get at least six chain emails a week, all threatening me with dire luck in love unless I pass the email on to anywhere between four and four hundred friends...well, I'm taking control of my life back. This used to be a chain email, but now I'm declaring it a fun and friendly meme that functions much as those "fortune tellers" we used to use back in the elementary school day. (Did anyone see that episode of South Park? Spot friggin' on.) So here it is, and this absolves me of the "responsibility" of passing it on and therefore circumvents my potential for even worse luck in love than I'm having now. And I've actually done you all the service of deleting the threat at the end about bad luck in love, so the karma, such as it is, stops with me... And if #11 actually happens as a result of my posting this email to the blog, I'll print out a copy of this meme and eat it. Enjoy, or skip...totally up to you... By the way, I'm a 42. And way too sexy for this test. The "How Sexy Are You?" Test..... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) SEE YOUR RESULTS BELOW: WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT 1. WHAT SHADE ! OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a) Dark b) Light 2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a) Go to a party? b) Go out to eat? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a) Baby-Pink b) Yellow c) Baby-Blue d) Turquoise 4. PICK YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY OUT OF: a) Surfing b) Skate-Boarding c) Skiing 5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? a) Louie Vuitton (shoes) b) Coach (Sport) c) Against all odds (Clothes) 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a) Hawaii b) London c) Florida 7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a) The Beach? b) Somewhere Cooler? 8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a) January b) February c) March d) April e) May f) June g) July h) August i) September j) October k) November l) December 9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a) Chill at home b) Go out with friends 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF: a) Guitar b) Bass guitar c) Drums d) The Triangle 11) NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ====NOW MAKE A WISH!== **ANSWERS** 1. a) dark=sexy [5points] b) light=sweet [2points] 2. a) go to a party=playful [2 points] b) go out to eat=romantic [5points] 3. a) baby-pink=cute  b) yellow=loud  c) baby-blue=cool  d) turquoise=sexy  4. a) surfing=active  b) skateboarding=determined  c) skiing=daring  5. a) Louie Vuitton=tasteful b) Coach=laid back c) Againt all odds=stylish 6. a) hawaii=you like being around people  b) London=You are quiet,and like the cold  c) Florida=You like to party!  7. a) beach=tan, likes the sun  b) somewhere cooler = pale and original  8. a) January=popular  b) February=lovely  c) March=loud  d) April=playful e) May=happy  f) June=chills a lot g) July=smooth  h) August=fun  i) September=quiet  j) October=out-going  k) November=pimpin' it  l) December=warm  9. a) home=quiet, romantic  b) go out with friends=crazy  10. a) guitar=eye-catching  b) bass-guitar=mellow  c) Drums=loud  d) Triangle=crazy  11. This person will fall in love with you! SCORES!!!! UP TO 20 = Not so Sexy 21-35 = Rather sexy 36+ = Too Sexy for this Test!!!! IF YOU SEND THIS TO: 0-5 people: your wish will not come true> 6-9 people: your wish will come true within 6 months 10-15 people: it will come true within 2 weeks 16-20 people: in a day or 2 it will come true 21-30: sooooooo soon