The Web site Babe has set up, takemeoutforlunch.com, demands exactly that: She wants 100 guys to take her to 100 fancy restaurants and she'll blog about them afterward, maybe squeeze them into a book. She may even find Mr. Right.She may find Mr. Right. But she'll milk a lot of guys for free lunch before she admits it. Because that's her gimmnick. Look, there's enough men in the world. She can have a hundred of them. I don't need a gimmick. Or maybe I do, but don't want one. At any rate, I bet she gets a TV show before I do. Which might be a good thing.
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Gotta Get a Gimmick
They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. But Babe Scott wants her due, from you, and you, and you, and you, and you. (That's five of you. Times twenty.)
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That woman is not attractive in the slightest take a look
We've all heard it before... there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
I don't know, she seems like such a nice lass, but according to NY Law, I really think that might be pandering, right? At the very least it's a business, and she probably needs a license and some extensive paperwork in NYC. I say she obviously needs a lawyer first!
Another nice girl gone wrong:
[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/20/AR2006052001143_pf.html]
Cheers, 'VJ'
I'll gladly take you to lunch, or dinner or breakfast, if you'll give me a good chuckle. To the coffee shop of your choice.
Hope your shtick at Makor went well. I was gonna come, but went to Monty Lazar's choral concert at Tully and couldn't afford both. Now you know why I'm single.
She's not my type at all, and I find her attitude pretty offputting.
She lost me by saying "Fancy restaurants" instead of "Good restaurants." I was all set to take her to one of NYC's best restaurants, John & Joe's Pizza, but she'd have to find her own way to The Bronx.
Oh, and her taste in Champagne doesn't coincide with mine.
-Shaun Eli
www.BrainChampagne.com
Brain Champagne: Clever Comedy for Smart Minds (sm)
Can't say I dig this gimmick since I'm suspicious that this is more about scoring free meals at fancy places. I think the best gimmick is just being you which is cliche but effective.
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